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《如果盒宇宙是RTS游戏(英雄联盟那种)》

    上路:

    疯狂科学家

    普通攻击“童谣”

    语音:Hush little darling don,t say a word, Papa,s gonna buy you a Mockingbird

    二技能“喝汤”

    语音:there are some very simple ways to make soup

    大招“肢解”

    语音:I am very very disappointed in you

    医生

    普通攻击“听诊”

    语音:hmm I can,t turn down a face like that

    二技能“玩窒息”

    语音:I don,t think that brutish police officer really made much of a mark at all

    大招“剖心”

    语音:pulling your ugly rotten heart out

    教授

    普通攻击“打响指”

    语音:I don,t think you,re taking this class very seriously

    二技能“教尺”

    语音:getting your ass made red by your favorite professors ruler is the only thing that you will ever achieve

    大招“出轨”

    语音:there,s no going back

    机长

    DEBUFF失业——初始血量较低,第一次复活后可获双倍血量,空乘协战可为机长额外加血

    普通攻击“语音播报”

    语音:please pay attention to the on screen safety instructions

    二技能“引狼入室”

    语音:ah fuck the risks

    大招“甜言蜜语”

    语音:my sweet little disaster

    演员

    DEBUFF年龄限制——第18次死亡时,复活时间增长

    普通攻击“剧本拍头”

    语音:I care a lot about this play

    二技能“意犹未尽”

    语音:I,ll expect you to help me finish that another time

    大招“拉幕布”

    语音:wait is that the curtain

    总裁

    普通攻击“关门”

    语音:that is well and truly stuck

    二技能“跪下”

    语音:kneel down for me quickly

    大招“无套koujiao”

    语音:kneeling down with their lips around my cock

    求生者/僵尸:

    初始求生者:

    一技能“隐匿”

    语音:I promise you, you are safe here

    二技能“子弹有情”

    语音:you are my sunshine

    大招“形态切换:僵尸”;僵尸:一技能“冲刺”,二技能“狂暴”,无大招,变成僵尸形态后无法回到人类形态

    语音:RAWRRR

    纹身师:

    普通攻击“穿刺”

    语音:it hurts a lot

    二技能“安全词”

    语音:I guess we can go with Lorax

    大招“六九”

    语音:I know I got you too, I can feel it

    中路:

    吸血鬼

    DEBUFF饥渴——多年的饥饿让他对血液需求量极大,在满级前无法达到最大生命值,自身血量少5.22%

    一技能“谢邀”

    语音:let,s see if we can,t escape from this place a little easier

    二技能“昏睡红茶”

    语音:it,s only the sleeping agent that i slipped into your tea

    大招“咬苹果”

    语音:it looks very tasty oh

    领主

    一技能“拔剑”

    语音:I’ll get some answers out of you one way or another

    二技能“耐久”

    语音:Allow me to remind you of the situation you,re in right now

    三技能“猩猩叫”

    语音:I hope that sounds agreeable to you

    大招“声之恶魔”

    语音:Don’t squirm when I get close now, okay?/Maybe you and I can have a little talk/say oh oh my lord please, please take me away, put me away oh put me away…

    特工

    一技能“乔装”

    语音:you couldn,t fucking help yourself

    二技能“疏通管道”

    语音:Why did you think I didn,t tell you virtually anything about the mission besides where we were going?

    大招“破土而出”

    语音:You didn,t see any of this coming

    警察

    一技能“审问”

    语音:how much you enjoy, you enjoy the risk factor and how much you enjoy the uniqueness of the situation

    二技能“耳光”

    语音:oh what, you,ll bite me? give it a try now now give it a try give it a try here,s my neck, now now try it try it try it try it try and bite me see what happens, see what happens!

    大招“上拷”

    语音:Your cuffs got caught on the chair and you sort of slumped over kind of pathetically, and then i grabbed your face, and i smacked it twice, because i was fucking angry at you. You seem under some kind, some kind of strange twisted delusion that you actually have.

    下路ADC:

    Attack Damage Carry

    人鱼

    技能一“嘲讽”

    语音:why did you do this to me?

    技能二“装可怜”

    语音:please I need more water…

    技能三“吞食”

    语音:I apologize, I shouldn,t have given you false hope

    大招“重生”

    每损失1%的生命,都将提高0.522%的伤害。大招先进入三秒无敌假死状态,后满血复活。

    语音:take a step forward, and be with me

    牛仔

    技能一“听mama的话”

    语音:my mama is always taking real good care of me

    技能二“胡安妮塔”

    骑马加速

    语音:I always get a little worried about Juanita

    大招“神枪恶魔”

    语音:one of them is believed to gain their powers from the Devil, and another might as well be the Devil Himself

    森林守护者

    技能一“打酒嗝”

    语音:you must ignore me it must have been some drink that i had shortly before you awoke. It’s important for forest guardians to drink as well.

    技能二“乔装”

    语音:that butterfly, that was me. I enjoyed their imagination and i fancied having a little bit of fun with them

    大招“讲故事”

    语音:perhaps i hatched out of an egg

    辅助:

    骑士

    奶妈

    普通攻击“剑击”

    语音:my soul and my body are yours as is my sword

    二技能“守护”

    语音:well you may forbid me to die, if my lord would allow me to be so bold, should i forbid thee to cry

    大招“涅槃”

    语音:I can see the stars whirling in front of me. I hope i see you again someday, my lord

    管家

    rou辅

    普通攻击“国际象棋”

    语音:I do believe that is checkmate

    二技能“精油推背”

    语音:I,ll begin by working on your back muscles just give me a moment

    大招“睡前故事”

    语音:my master needn,t say please.

    男友

    平A“亲亲”

    语音:Kindred, such a strange name… very sweet of you to have a name like that

    技能“抱抱”

    语音:just got it with me for a minute please

    AOE“caocao”

    语音:In bed you,re the wife. Understand? Good, yes! Those are my boundaries and I’m laying them down you better respect them

    图书管理员

    盾

    平A“闭嘴”

    语音:Maybe you do need someone to shut you up

    技能“书砸脸”

    语音:if you really want some attention from me…

    单体大招“绑狗”

    语音:You sound so pathetic. Muffled like that, poor baby.

    画家

    平A“上色”

    语音:well we are artists and muse

    技能“滴蜡”

    语音:let me dribble something painful and hard on your back

    大招“拍裸照”

    语音:I think you,re all done. Let me take a picture, say cheese

    空乘

    奶妈

    平A“倒酒”

    语音:have you had a chance to try the champagne? How do you like it

    技能“花言巧语”

    语音:it drives me crazy

    群体大招“好男孩”

    语音:am I a good boy AH

    游戏高玩

    平A“大乱斗”

    语音:sorry, just don,t enjoy my game, you know

    技能“道歉”

    语音:let me make it up to you

    大招“吃好逼”

    语音:I think you,re forgetting what you were angry about

    打野:

    神父

    普攻“圣水”

    语音:you really needn,t take off your clothes to be baptized

    技能“大耳光”

    语音:I’ve wanted to do that for a while

    大招“灭世触手”

    语音:you bitch! catch me off guard in a moment of weakness when i went to try your tears, you bite down on the tentacle that comes to be kind to you

    亲族

    被动“拍拍”,普攻“亲亲”,二技能“比心”,三技能“BRAT”,四技能“变富婆”,大招“打红毯”

    语音:WE LOVE YOU MILORD

    龙:

    就是龙,开局后定时刷新的那条龙,杀死后全队可以得到buff的龙

    开局刷新语音:Little human, who are you? Tell me.

    击杀失败语音:I don,t think you,re worth my time.

    击杀成功语音:Did you think you could run from me?

    END

    我也不懂自己还会不会写到盒宇宙完结那一天